For every suicidal fuck who has nothing to lose, and goes out and commits a mass shooting, there is at least ONE family member that they actually care about- a LOT. I say we go after that person! Make the man on a suicide mission really contemplate the decision. Read More
As a notoriously angry comic, Rusty Fish Hook is always annoyed by something. This page is Rusty’s release valve for spewing out his “piece of mind” onto the masses. You may agree with him, you may not. Rusty Fish Hook’s patented brand of tactful vulgarity is the perfect way to start off your work day. You may chuckle, or you may get pissed off. The only way to find out is by digging deeper. If you are easily offended, then please KEEP READING! I want all of the easily offended people in this world to toughen up!! This is like boot camp for emotional wusses!
Laughing at someone who is not humorous can have many negative effects: the skin and teeth may yellow, there may be an impulse to vomit, and loose stools aren’t uncommon. You may have laughed at those side effects, but you probably didn’t. In either case, please, NO pity laughs. Read More
Taking vitamins used to involve a pill and a glass of liquid. This whole obsession with chewable vitamins and supplements has gotten completely out of hand! Somewhere between the Revolutionary War and the pilot episode of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, this country devolved into a bunch of oversensitive Read More