Rusty Fish Hooked by Chipotle


Awkwardly FISH HOOKED by Chipotle

I love Chipotle burritos, but I’ll tell you what I hate: I hate how they don’t seem to give a fuck about accidentally spilling rice in the beans, and vice versa.  You see it all the time: little corn kernels floating in their salsa.  The corn isn’t supposed to be in the spicy red salsa!  I don’t know about YOU, but I fucking hate corn.  I don’t want to see it, and I sure as shit don’t want them accidentally scooping it into my burrito when I ask for the red salsa.  And it doesn’t end there. The first thing they ask you is: “Brown or white rice?”  The wife loves brown.  I don’t.  I am forced to order my burrito first because, due to the placement of the rice bins, I run the risk of them spilling her brown kernels into the white rice if I don’t do it in that order.  Never mind the fact that I’ll already see some brown rice grains in the white rice (from the asshole in front of me that needed to have his brown rice).  It makes me sick to see the rice intermingled like that.  I am 100% in favor of racial equality for humans, but I stand FIRM on the segregation of colored rice.

Leave a Reply

4 Comments on "Getting RUSTY FISH HOOKED by Chipotle"

Stefanie Erdmann
May 21, 2015

Corn (the vegetable) is awesome. You’re missing out. I will not give this rant slops, just because of your lack of corn and beans in your diet, but do know, I highly want to.

May 21, 2015

Korn sucks, AND so does corn. Well, I dig a few Korn songs, but regular corn can kiss my entire ass! (Thanks for reading.)

Dan Arrigo
May 1, 2015

Nice! Now I want some “awkward” solutions to this problem Mr. Hook…

May 5, 2015

They need to hire some people with hooks for hands! I guarantee they will take extra precautions, and not carelessly scoop. That is the solution, and I’m Rusty Fish Hook.