As we all know, being a douche nozzle is far worse than just being a typical douche bag. It’s too complicated to get into all of the mechanics of how douching works, but believe me: nozzle trumps bag any day of the week in a douch-off. So, without further ado I’d like to induct the FIRST member of the Douche Nozzle of the Month Club: Lars fucking Ulrich! Read More
Douche bags were invented to simply hold liquid. It is the douche NOZZLE which does all of the sucking. This page will expose people that are above and beyond your typical douche bags. Enjoy some reading, and try not to get your panties in a bunch.